Friday, January 15, 2010

My kid-lets


I feel like I haven't blogged about just the kiddos in a while, so here we go.
Bailey at 2 1/2

Totally Hamming it up for the Camera
OH.MY.HECK.

I couldn't believe when it was 2 and the HALF kills me!!!!!!!!! But she is pretty fun(except as of late, the TOOD is outta control!)

-OBSESSED with Princesses,.. everything we do is tied into something princess. ie. changing her bum, is "mommy, you change my princess bum?" We do "Princess hair". We eat princess food,.. what can I say, I am just some gourmet chef I guess! ;)(peter stop laughing) We are
frequently asked to have princess dances.
-Suddenly does not like going to bed,.. :( She has NEVER faught me on bed time
-Attitude GALORE. The other day she got mad at me for telling her to do something and RAN into my room SCREAMING, turned around and scowled at me, SLAMMED the door jut to open it again and scowel at me and SLAM it again! Not to mention these LOVELY words we hear FAR too often. "Leave Alone Me Mom!,... I Diss Want to Me My MY Self!"
-Potty Training, is NOT happening. If I could just talk her into SITTING on the potty, that would be a step in the right direction!
-She has decided pushing the kitchen stools around is really fun and insists on being by my side at all times,.. we do our Make-up together, cook together,.. and now that I think about it, I wish we could go to the bathroom together too. ;)
-Has been picking at her lips NON STOP until they bleed,.. :( It kills me.-She has decided that Chloe is REALLY fun to play with. I can't believe how much they love each other.

Chloe

SIX MONTHS OLD?!?!?! Why can't babies stay little longer? It really isn't fair.

-LOVE LOVE LOVES Bailey. If Bailey even comes NEAR her she starts kicking her legs and has a GIANT smile, and starts talking. And if Bailey is being spastic enough the giggles set in,.. SUPER cute!
-She CAN roll over but is just content on her back. She can sit up pretty well by her self
-Is ALWAYS constipated.
-Sweet Potatoes are her FAVORITE
-Green Beans are NOT
-SUCH a mamma's girl (and maybe I like it)
-Usually sleeps through the night, and I sometimes like getting up with her when she does wake up. She just is always so happy to see me, even at 3am and she is "STARVING". The house is silent and it's just me and her. Love it!
-TWO teeth!
-Still SUPER fat, and I love every roll.
-Has the worlds LONGEST and DEEPEST Butt Crack on the planet. See,......
In a nut shell,.. Chloe is full of Joy and is such a happy Baby. I always thought Bailey was the best baby ever,.. and Chloe MIGHT,.. just MIGHT be a better baby!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Impersonations

I tried to do this guys voice and make Peter guess who I was impersonating



and he thought I was this guy


rude.

Hold the Phone

WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY?????????

What is this world coming to that we need to purchase a jumper with,... whatever that is at the bottom of the pants, making them balloon at the bottom,...AND a fake waist?????

Oh heaven help us all!!!
If this isn't a sign of the second coming, I don't know what is!?

I think I shall vomit.

Ug.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

C Jane

I am blogging this in hopes to win something to bribe Bailey with,..

This is how I invision it happening,...

"Bailey,.. do you want to go see Dinosaurs?
"Yes Mommy"(said like a very well behaved child"
"Well,.. go poop on the potty and we can go!!!"
"Okay Mommy,.. I will go poop in the potty the rest of my life, and never have any accidents ever and I will also teach Chloe and any other siblings that come to do so also. "

It works like that right!?

But I strongly discourage any of you from entering the contest, because I simply must win.



Saturday, January 2, 2010

New Resolve to Blog.


Actually my sister in law threatened my life, so that's why I am blogging finally. JAY KAY.

I am going to mostly just post pictures, so here was our Christmas,.....MONTH

In no particular order
(due to the fact that I can't figure out how to move pictures the the Mac)

Lots of fun in the Snow!
Christmas morning,.. Santa did NOT disappoint
Some more fun in the snow.
Christmas eve Jammies, and a Baby that sits up on her own!!!
But she would MUCH rather snuggle with her Big Sister.
Dinner with good friends
Re-creating the Nativity at Grandma and Grandpa's
Matching Christmas Dresses
Hanging out with Family, and especially Grandpa!
And Santa,.... OH Santa,.. Please tell me that the bribery that comes with your name can last all year long!!!!!!