Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Speaking Bailey-eese

Some times I feel like people need a translator when it comes to communicating with Bailey,.. and just in case you are cool enough to hang with little miss sassy pants,.. you might want to bring this list with you.

-Closer Closer=Closet
-Constance=Jimmney Cricket or a Concience
-Dr. Laura=no idea, but she is often talked about and interjected in Bailey's wild imaginative stories
-DiSPITable=our new family favorite movie,.. Dispicable Me,.. my children are going to grow up to be evil villians. GASP,.. it's not a princess film!  Bailey does a pretty good re-inactment of "IT'S SO FLUFFY"-a pretty darn funny part of the movie.
-We don't eat_____=if you mention pretty much anything Bailey will respond with "we don't eat _____, do we?" ie. poo.  "We don't eat poo, do we mommy?"(this one is more of a warning, not a translation)
-Mommy Bandaids= Do I really need to translate that one?  All I will say is I get asked about once a month if I need to go to the Doctor, or do I just need a mommy bandaid?
-You're mean!= I just got punished for being naughty and YOU are the mean one! Usually every night AS SOON as Peter walks in the door,.. her report on our day is usually,.. "Daddy,.. mommy was being a MEAN mommy today"  :(
-I want snuggles- " I want to poke you in the eyes and pull your hair out one strand at a time and see how long you actually stay in my bed with me"
-my toes are all gone and are not there anymore=I am wearing socks
-maked=naked
-mommy shows= Oprah, Dr. Phil, Grey's, are to be shared with Bailey,..... (she thinks they are anyway!)
-Banka=Aunt Bekah
-I dis have a quession= I am stalling going to bed.
-If you ask her a question and she replies with a toot and a giggle,.. I'm so sorry,..she is so innappropriate and I did not teach her that!
-mud=Animal poop all over
-Ferry Christmas=Merry Christmas
-Fixer fixer=plunger
-lasterday=yesterday
-road bikel=tricycle
-danger danger=power box


those are some of the great ones,.. but alas, there are many more!  We sure love this girl and all her little quirks! 

Monday, January 10, 2011

My new best friends

I don't know what Oprah was thinking when she didn't add these to her "Favorite Things" list,... I mean who likes diamonds and iPads and t.v.'s and cruises, and new cars anyway!?!?  
A steamer for clothing!  (no more ironing up in herrr)
And a memory foam mattress topper!

Oh,... maybe it's cause that lady hasn't washed or hung her clothing in AGES, and she sleeps on a cloud. 
Oh well,.. I have cute kids and a rockin' husband which trumps billions of dollars anyway.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

December in a nut Shell

 Seeing as how blogging was last on my list of important things last month,.. here is an overview of the festivities,... well,.. the ones my camera went to anyway!
Peter's work party,... these are two of my very favorite guys!  The grinch, ie CEO, ie Dave, ie my brosuf, and Santa, ie Peter, ie CFO, ie my cute hubby. They are like Chameleons. 
Bailey had her little dance recitel and was just so cute.  She loves dance, but she mostly just loves to watch her friends dance,... and I laugh.

 Cozumel, Mexico,.. just one stop on our awesome cruise!  Empty white sand beach,.. can't get any better than that!
Cozumel, Mexico,.. just one stop on our awesome cruise!  Empty white sand beach,.. can't get any better than that!

Especially with these guys!!  This is Peter's cousin Riley and his awesome wife Justine.  They aurprised us at the Port and went on our cruise with us!  We were so glad they came with us and we had SO MUCH FUN!
 Got home just in time to rush and get ready for Christmas!
Bateman Family(those that were near) and missed those that weren't.  We had a delicious dinner cooked by da mamma.  
We LOVE Christmas lights at Temple Square,.. they NEVER disappoint!
And this is New Years,...... We spent the weekend at SpringHaven, and this was the only picture I got of the whole time we were there.  This is my favorite part of the drive.  I LOVE tree tunnels and I love them at every season!  This one took my breath away though!


Here's to a New Year and many more blog posts,... hopefully!