Dry,...........Humor

I don't have anything funny to blog about now that I don't pee my pants. What jokes am I going to make now!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!???!?!?!

Potty Training

That's right people,.. Amanda is getting Potty Trained FINALLY. It's been 2 and a half years and coming,.. and it's finally here!!

So,.. I was going to blog about all of this before it ACTUALLY happened, but,.... well,.. here is the story,.. kinda.

Surgery for a bladder sling (a device that is placed so I don't pee all over all the time) was scheduled for December 28th, 2009.

Monday morning I get a call from my Dr's office saying my doctor fell and broke his hand and wouldn't be doing surgery until the end of January. (BAGH) Well,........ between having Chloe and Peter's leg issues,.. we have paid all our dues with our insurance and it all rolls over January 1st,.. so,.... I REALLY wanted to have this surgery before January 1st. So my dr called one of his partners and they were able to get me in,.. but ONLY that coming Thursday. CRAZINESS! So I hurried and did almost all my Christmas/Peter's Birthday shopping in ONE MORNING or should I say Mourning, because I LOVE shopping and to pack it all in one day was a time for mourning. So,.. anyway,..


I got my surgery! :D
Now I walk funny!
And blogging is lots more fun whilst doped up on Percoset. HAPPY :D
I don't think I professed my love to anyone this time, but I DID ruin Peter's Birthday :( He spent the day by my side in the hospital. Sweet man of mine!

Now if I could just talk Bailey into going pee on the potty, we would be SET!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter Pan

So,.. tomorrow is Peter's Birthday and I am ruining it for him!

{maybe i am blogging from a hospital bed, with Peter by my side}

:(

{That's a BIG frownie face!}

2_ things for your 2_ birthday!

{We aren't mentioning the actual number so Shhhhh!!}

I am SOOO glad he didn't DIE in his Scooter(I mean manly hog) crash

I am SOOOO grateful that he takes such good care of all his girlies!

He knows me better than I know my self,.. and It's downright disturbing.

He can order my Cafe Rio better than I can.

He lights up our babies lives,.. and mine too!

He let's me pop his zits,.. (I have a problem,.. I know)

He laughed that one time I peed my pants while sitting in his lap(oops!)

He has an AWESOME bald head that I like to rub for good luck! ;)

He likes what I cook(a miracle)

He says "sawich" instead of saNDwich.

He does fulfills his church duties

He is ridiculously generous

He never gets mad at me, even when he should

He is a hard worker

He is wicked smart

He is crazy funny,.. Hence,.. I pee my pants all the time

He NEVER takes his wedding ring off, and I like that

He loves my family,.. which was a MUST and can be a VERY difficult thing,.. We're CRAZY

He likes to make his own t-shirts,.......?

He is frugal,.. and I am not

He has the most amazing color eyes,... AMAZING

He wasn't a hussy in High School, like me. ;)

He pretty much lets me decorate however I want

He doesn't judge me when I make "that's what she said" jokes,.. and usually laughs,.. usually

He still kisses me when I haven't brushed my teeth(it happens often and now I have 5 cavities)

He will always stop and get me a Dr. Pepper when I REALLY need one(which is always,.. let's face it!?)

He makes me want to be a better person

He ALWAYS helps me when I need him to

He loves his wife and daughters and we know it!

I love you Peter,.. Happy Birthday baby cakes!