She is a crack up as usual.
Stories as of late:
Mommy singing: "Bailey and the Beast"(to the song Beauty and the Beast,... This makes Bailey VERY angry because that is not the real words!)
Bailey: NOOOOOOO!! Stop it mommy,.. I'm done! That's not right,.. I am DONE!!!!
During car pool to dance Bailey and her friend Sophie(who has a little brother Chloe's age) were discussing the different words that THEIR babies said,... Bailey's words of wisdom,...
"Babies only dis talk, and when dey talk dey said words to Dr. Laura"
(Guess you know what I listen to on the radio in the afternoon!
Peter shaves his head about once a week and the other morning Bailey came in just in time to see him lotioning his freshly shaved noggin and she said,... "Daddy,.. dats and AMAZING head you got!"
Then after watching him put his deodorant on she lifted her arm and pointed in her armpit and said "Look Daddy,.. I don't gots gross stuff in MY armpit."
She keeps telling me stories about when she was a Mommy and when I ask her who her kids are she says Chloe is her kid,... and there is clearly no point in arguing with this child or else she might lay the ultimate smack down on her dear old mom.
Whenever I tell her we are going to the grocery store she BEGGS for me to take her to "Target, da red circle store, wiff da dollies" (they are jerks at target and keep pollie pocket princess dolls at the check out,.. do we have them all?? YES,.. do we have a clone for each of them x2???? why yes we do!!!
I am feeling guilty I didn't put her in Pre-School,.. because now she is begging me,... " I want to go to schooool Mommy,... and learn my C, B, Dubbleuse" How can you resist that!?!? Guess I better find some books to teach her my self for a year.
That's all for now folks! I know,.. you laughed at least once,.. and if you didn't, you are lame.
