Just my Opinion

I don't like Obama. I know this isn't news to anyone.

I recently did my visiting teaching,.. I know right!? It's the 28th WORD?!? p.s. visiting teaching with Bailey=NIGHTMARE!! Anyway,.. the lesson I took from this months message was to protect YOUR family, and THE family. To hold strong to what we believe, and show the world what we believe. Along with this I think that we have many stages of life that we go through, and some stages are easier to hold The Proclamation to the Family as a banner to tell the world. With little ones, you are usually at home chillin' cause when you go out, and your kid throws tantrums, CPS gets called, right?!? That happens to everyone else right!? Well what I am saying is,..

I am here to hold this

as a banner to all. I believe in the family unit. I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman, I BELIEVE in it!!! I KNOW THIS TO BE THE TRUTH!!!!!

SO,..........

When I get on here and make silly little comments like,..

Obama=Satan

I OBVIOUSLY don't think he is REALLY Lucifer, I just REALLY don't like his views on the family. I don't feel easy that the man running the free world thinks it's just fine and dandy to suck out the brain of a baby that is the same size of the living being inside my womb kickin' and if I gave birth today, with many issues she could live. That doesn't sit easy with me. SORRY!!!

I believe that although I don't like him, it is now my OBLIGATION to support him. I support him in the things that I agree with. But when it comes to the things I disagree with like oh Abortion, or this RIDICULOUS stimulus package (don't get me started) or this idea that the Government just owes everyone something (Remember that great guy who once ran the free world that said,.. "It's not what your country can do for you, it's about what you can do for your country"!??-John F. Kennedy) I am going to voice my disappointments, here, or in conversation, or where ever the heck I want. I am going to stand as a witness and a disciple of what the Lord's plan is, and I am going to do what I can to share that with the world. I am not going to just be "okay" with what Mr. President does and says just because he is the President. Thank Heavens for impeachment right!?

ME,.. MYSELF AND I,.. JUST ME,.. I am speaking for MYSELF,.. I don't like Obama,.. I don't like the idea that my children could look up to him. I STRONGLY disagree with a lot of his beliefs, and that's okay with me. SO,.. IF you disagree with me,.. that's FINE!!! I understand that A LOT of America disagrees with me,.. hence,.. Obama won the election!?!? I believe what I believe, I educate myself until I get SUPER frustrated, and then I have to wait a week to cool off,.. but I'm not going to change my mind that I REALLY don't like Obama. Thanks though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm not here FORCING anyone to read my rants about Obama, so by all means, you can skip them if you don't like them.

Dear Ugly Lady at Macey's

Neglect: means to leave uncared for or to leave undone

Does this look like the face of a neglected child?

How about this child?

I think NOT!! I am not here to boast about how ridiculously amazing my fabulous mothering skills are, but let's be for real here??

I am a mom.

My child throws tantrums.

My child does not like to be buckled, in her car seat, in a shopping cart, in her stroller.

Dear Woman at Macey's who I will call Ugly, to be nice.

You don't know me.

The screaming coming from my TWO YEAR OLD is because she is a BABY and despite your best efforts at being the all knowing at Macey's, you DON'T know. And if I thought you DID know,.. I would have stopped to ask you where the deodorant was,.. or maybe some make-up to help your tragic face.

Ya see, Bailey here runs her own ship, and DARE YOU cross her. DARE YOU try to impede on her plans and OH HEAVEN help us all when it comes to strapping her down for her own safety.
Ya see,.. I know these things about her, because I am her mother!

Your, "you are a scum bag of a mother" looks are not appreciated, nor are your comments like,

"you are neglecting your child" or "I had seven, I know what a good mother should do" or "She obviously wants held, and loved".

Oh really???? I'm pretty sure that SCREAMING "GET OUT" and "PLAY" means she wants out of the cart to run around a play,... Just a guess?? And if she was SOOO neglected I am pretty sure that that red (clean) CHUBBY face wouldn't be looking so red and clean and chubby if I were just ignoring her to sit around and eat bon bons and watch Oprah all day instead of the usual home cooked meals, and dance party's, and books, and Nemo games we play, ya know, stuff that "good" mom's do.

Neglect?

YOU ARE A FOOL!!

You don't know me, and if you REALLY had seven kids, YOU must have been the neglectful one, or you would know that when a two year old doesn't get her way, she is going to be upset.

So when you tell me you are going to call CPS,.. I say, go for it! They can come over, and we can sit down and have a cup of hot chocolate, and talk about how AWESOME I really am!!

But, I will also compare you to Obama(Satan) and tell you, you are a waste of space, and you are wasting tax payers dollars! Go find a mom who REALLY neglects her children!

And in the words of Bart Simpson, I say to you,..

EAT MY SHORTS,

and

BITE ME!!!!

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This story and it's quotations come from a REAL conversation had in the produce isle of Macey's. My remarks back to "Ugly" are not posted. Due to violent connotation. I'm kidding, but I did have choice words back to her, and I feel good about it!

HA!

FACE!

Where in the World is,...... Amanda Robbins.

Yeah,.. lame title, I know! You should be used to those by now!

It's been SO long! I can't believe myself right now. But don't you worry, I still stalk ya'll,.. My life is just usually consumed with, Wetting myself, Bailey wetting/pooping herself (that's acceptable for 20 months,.. no so much for 21 YEARS!?) Making a meal, cleaning up a meal(if I decide to do either!) Laundry,.. things ya'll don't care to hear about,.. other than wetting myself,..Right? Well, I'm sorry to inform you that it doesn't take flailing my entire chother(this is a combo of the words each and other,.. aka=body) down a flight of stairs in public, or even laughing hard these days. Bending over, or standing, or sitting, or breathing will do the trick just dandy thanks! So all ya'lls who's husbands are going to be doctors,.. if you would KINDLY invent some form of bladder repair that won't inhibit birthing future children, that would be FABULOUS! And if you could get on that like,.. NOW, that would be AWESOME possom!

-Just say no to soap boxes!-

BACK TO where in the world I have been the last few months!! It all started with an amazing weekend in Moab with the Robbins clan. ALWAYS a blast, NEVER short of adventure! Pictures to prove!

Since when did it snow in Moab? Since we planned a vacation there, that's when!!

I love this picture. Bailey is just SO used to being the center of the universe, Boy is she in for a massive wake up call!

Thank you Grandma and Grandpa for the SUPER fun trip to play with cousins and spend family time together!! We had a blast!!!

Some of my favorite moments of vacation are just hanging out in the hotel room, playing with Bailey and watching Bailey and her Daddy have entirely too much fun at such a late hour.

Then it was off to a CRAZY week of getting ready to leave my family for a week to rough it on their own (poor guys!) and an AMAZING wedding!!

Wedded Bliss

The Happy Married couple!Isn't she beautiful!? I was totally jealous!

I have a serious inability to pose normal in pictures.

Props to my mom for the cake! Isn't she amazing!?

So the preparation alone, for leaving my baby and husband for a week, deserved a vacation! ;) I'm kidding, cause let's face it,.. me,.. preparation!? Those in the same sentence is a MAJOR contradiction!! I usually think of myself as the person who walks through life with the mantra, "Procrastinate NOW,.. DON'T put it off!!" It's not workin' so well,.. but wudda ya do!? But I DID get the laundry done before I left!!! {insert applause Here!!} Thank you, Thank you!! So I headed off to New York with only two minor(really major) bawling sessions thinking that these would be the last kisses I gave my husband and child as I headed to the land of drunken hobos, and terrorist attacks. Plus I had never left Bailey, I KNOW, I'm sheltered, Shhhhhh,.. it's Peter's fault, he keeps me locked in this room with all padded walls,.. JAY KAY!!! ;) I am just addicted to that cute little face, chubby cheeks, being called Dada, changing poopoos, watching "MaMo"(Nemo) and "Gooey"(Goofey) 50 billions times a day, and last but not least, enduring serious abuse at the hands AND feet of a baby, whilst desperately trying to get the Poopoos off her squishy bum. Really I am addicted to it all,.. I can't not kiss her a BAZILLION times a day.

So with all those pictures and all the said,.. New York and Boston deserve their OWN post. Too many amazing things to mention, Wicked alone deserves it's very own post! And let's face it, we have all had enough of my rambling and all too numerous urine and poo comments to last us a few days!!

p.s. I feel the need to express my deep, utter loathing for Obama aka=Satan. Sorry if you like him.

Saved by the Tag

Although you all gave me great ideas for bloggin', I realized that I have just been SOOO lazy, I haven't taken any pictures, and hence, I needed Tessa's awesomeness to tag me to ACTUALLY make a post.

6th folder, 6th picture

I talked to Peter about posting this for a long time last night. I hope this doesn't come across in a bad light by any means.

This is two days before Peter and I were sealed in the Salt Lake Temple. Next to being sealed to the most amazing man I have ever laid eyes on, and becoming a mother, this is probably the next most amazing experience of my life. I remember when my mother-in-law and father-in-law called me and told me that the First Presidency wanted to meet with us that day. I am pretty sure shock set in immediately. They also (obviously) wanted my parents there too. It was a big deal for my mom and dad, seeing as they are converts, from rural Montana, and this was just a BIG deal, as it should be. Many tears were shed, and many sleepless nights were had(I was pretty confident President Hinkley would take one look at me and take my recommend away.)

We got there an hour early, don't you worry. I think we left with enough time so that if our car broke down, I could walk and still be there in time. While sitting in the waiting room, President Faust came rolling by and made sure that we had been helped. They were kind enough to meet with us during their lunch break, AND on their one month of the year vacation. So we walked into the conference room, and they walked in one at a time, shook our hands and sat down. This was a little of our conversation:

Where did you meet? "Our student ward at BYU"

-President Monson taps President Hinkley on the sholder and says, "Chalk one up to Student Wards President."

What are you going to school for? "Accounting, Nursing(at the time, Then Bailey happened)

Then I think that President Hinkley forgot they asked this already

Where did you meet? (we decided to be more specific) We met in our Singles Ward at BYU, and more specifically in our FHE group.

-President Hinkley taps President Faust on the shoulder and says "Chalk one up to Family Home Evening!"

That was the funny part of the day. It was so interesting to see them interact together like that. You can tell that they have (had) an amazing friendship and bond.

It sure makes my heart go out to President Monson. He has lost so many dear friends over the last few years.

They then shared some advice and we made a little more small talk. That I will keep to my self, instead of publishing it to the World Wide Web.

What an amazing day. We will NEVER forget.

So I hope that no one is like, "Bragger" or,.. "She is just showing off", because this literally was Sixth and Sixth, and I debated posting something else.

I Tag, Amanda, Schamlly Pants, Rachel, and Julie(you need to update your blog for real girl!)

Nada

Im annoyed with my self. I have nothing blog worthy. What do I do in a blogging slump?? Any ideas?