Swhiner

Get it,.. Swine+whiner=Swhiner!? I know I am HILARIOUS! I crack my self up!

I am SOOOOO sick of hearing about "Swine Flu" and H1N1,.. I know it's real, and I am sure that someone who reads my blog has had it.



So correct me if I am wrong, because I haven't caught the DEATHLY disease,.. but is it really like the end of the world, and you are pretty much on your death bed?



From what I have kind of heard, it's really not THAT bad. I was reading on KSL today and they posted a little thing about there being 4 more deaths in Utah from the Swine Flu,... When am I going to start hearing about the number of deaths from the regular seasonal Flu? Is it REALLY that much worse?



Have you ever gotten the Flu FROM the flu shot? I have,.. and decided,..I am never doing that again. I am sure that it's not a surprise to anyone that we are forgoing the shot. (I know SHOCKER!) Of course I don't want to get it,.. and I REALLY don't want Chloe to get it, but I think that if we did get it,.. we will live, and not have life altering effects from having it. The CDC admits they haven't tested it very much. "I" don't want to put that stuff in my body, and really don't want it in my babies' bodies.



So there is my rant for the day. Feel free to comment how you would like,.. but know that I think Obama is good for nothin', and so are his economic "saving" policies, and HEALTH CARE,.. Oh HEAVENS,.. that's a whole nother BLOG to get me going on that. We are in for it people!



Love, Peace and Pig Greese!

Punka Robbins

If you thought you had the best Father-in-Law,.. you were mistaken!

I have the best Father-in-Law.

Happy Birthday Lynn!! We love you!!!!

(I LOVE YOU PUNKA!!!)

Mamma Cakes

{I think I forgot my face was on the front of my head,.. not the top,.. Why am I holding my head like that!?}

Happy Birthday Mamma Cakes!

The Big

62

62 Reasons I love you Mamma!

Reasons 1-62,......

YOU ARE THE BEST!

You don't look a day past 62!

JUST KIDDING!!

But really,.. what WAS the earth like before God made dirt?

What DID dinosaurs go instinct!?

Okay,.. All jokes aside,.. I Love you Mom!

I never knew how much you loved me until I had my own babies,.. but I still love you more!

Now let's go get a pedi!

Socialism

(Rachel you are exempt from commenting because I love you but do NOT need to hear I told you so from you AND your brother)

(hahaha,.. I looked for the ugliest picture I could find!)

GAHHHHHHH!!! Did anyone else watch Oprah today!? I was SOoOoOoOoOo mad!

First of all,.. I have always been a fan of Oprah's SHOW,.. not necessarily OPRAH.

I was super ticked that Nie Nie didn't get her ENTIRE hour.

I hate Oprah's personal views on Motherhood, Marriage, and last but certainly not least, her views on who should be President(gag me!)

But today,.. she took it far too far.

She was talking about different countries and "how people live there"

BULL CRAP OPRAH!!!

All it was, was an entire show about how "great" socialism is.

She went to Denmark and interviewed some women there (who have her same view on marriage, which, well,.. whatever.) and the entire freaky interview was about how happy their country is because their government doesn't allow people to be homeless, and if they loose their job, the government pays them what their old salary was for 4 YEARS!?!?!?!?!?!?! And then FINDS them a job. WHAT A JOKE!?!? Then,.. the woman were like,.. "we are so happy and we don't believe in God" MY HEAVENS TO BETSY!?!?!?!?!?!?! THEN to make it all better, they were like "AND we have Universal Health Care, and really,.. socialism really isn't that bad." and Oprah was like yeah,.. Whats so wrong with Socialism!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!!??!?!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?

This is a free country,.. that is what BOTH sets of my grandparents fought for, and sacrificed so much for.

Our founding fathers fought for our freedom to practice religion, and that's why we see the name of God on our currency, and in our pledge, and in our national anthem, and in our schools. GOD IS WHAT LED US TO(this land) AND THROUGH(the wars)!

I am boycotting Oprah. I really like some of her shows, but I really HATE how she throws her personal views into her shows.

BY THE WAY,..

FOX news rocks my socks.

ABC, CBS, CNN,.. can kiss my flabby tooshie.

Someone has to try and get the truth out there.

So,.. Oprah,.. you and your lesbian lover Gail can go have your little rich girl pow-wow's and eat all the fried butter you want, and then go cry about your weight on national television.

Nie Nie,.. you should take Oprah's job. Oprah knows a whole butt load of crap about nothing.

p.s. you shouldn't trust anyone who eats,.....

FRIED BUTTER!!!!!!

(barf)

Sometimes when your a bad mom

Sometimes when your a bad mom, and you get distracted with the Big sister,.. you walk in the room to find this.

:(

Poor Baby!!!

I,... of course picked her up as soon as I took this picture.

My little Cubbie Scouts

They called me to Cub Scouts

My first Den Meeting was interesting, when we found a worm.

Then they killed it.

Remember how I have two little

{GIRLS?}

And we have princess dance parties?

(this is me being relieved and happy)

I was excited to get one of these though.

(BELIEVE ME: when I say I COULD NOT flip this picture!)

Always wanted a scouting shirt, and now I have one! Does this mean I am going to have to learn to do boy-ish stuff?

Nah!

Family Pics Yo!

Umm,.. I could kiss you on the mouth Rachel Clarke! Thank you thank you thank you!

Im not gonna lie,.. we are one good lookin' family! :D

Even with our excess chubby!

And with our Matchy Matchy outfits,.. I happen to like matchy matchy!

Sweet Baby girl

I was folding laundry this afternoon, as Chloe slept in her bouncer at my feet. I love her every minute, but there are many moments in the day that I look at her and look at Bailey and I am OVERWHELMED with love for my sweet baby girls.

Chloe has Croup, and so I have had a humidifier by her side all day, and while I was getting ready, I decided to just turn on the shower as hot as I could, and the bath tub, and create our own little Sauna. Although her cough makes me cough and cry a little too, she is still ALL smiles, and I can't help but kiss her face a million times a day, and still feel like I don't kiss her enough.

Her sweet spirit strengthens my testimony of Heavenly Father, and Jesus Christ. The joy I feel, knowing that I get to be with my angel babies and my amazing hunka hunka burnin love for FOREVER!! I am grateful for my religion that allows me to be able to be sealed to my family forever.

Anyway,.. Chloe is cute, and I am just so in love with her.

Yes,.. I know it looks like she is going to poop,.. Chloe, Not me!

I love this girl!

I love this girl too.

and I REALLY love this dude!!!

Conversations

Bailey-"Mommy,.. Where Daddy?"

Me-"He went to work sweetheart.

Bailey-"I want Daddy, You go to work"

-You know you are a boring mom when your 2 year old tells you to go to work!

After 3 years of dreaming, it has come true!

Bailey now says ,......

"Hey Sexy!"

(We are still workin on "I'm a Diva!" But usually when I tell her to say it she says,.. No, No Diva mom, no Sexy. no no no.)

Added to that,.. Bailey's cousin Spencer came over the other day and when we opened the door, this was the conversation they had.

Bailey- "Hey Sexy"

Spencer-"Hi bummy"(Yes he is a 4 year old boy and boogers, poop and bums are REALLY funny!)

Bailey-"Oh Hi!!"

Peter took Bailey to the little park down the street from our house, and there are those little wood chips on the ground. Bailey ran down there, and hopped over the egde and Peter heard her say,..

"Hey, it's fast grass,..... NO,.. It's not grass." Then she just laughs at her self. So funny!

I have been busy painting the last two days, which means that maybe Bailey hasn't been tended to like normal. Well she was wearing a little dress, and MAYBE I hadn't changed her bum in a while, so I am up on a ladder and all the sudden Bailey starts screaming, and then sobbing isues, and I ask her what's wrong and she tells me "mommy, my butt is broken" and while laughing, I walk over to her and her diaper was SUPER full and one side had broken off. But her butt was broken! LOVE IT!! I'm a REAL good mom.

Egg Rolls

So even though you can tell from my last post that Peter definitely wears the pants in this family, here is a little story for you that #1- confirms that point, and #2-totally redeems himself for wearing the pants.

Long ago, in a far away condo was a newly wed couple, deciding what new and exciting gifts they recently received on their happy wedded day of bliss they should keep, and what should be returned. We came to the shining new box of pots and pans. humm,.. to keep or not to keep??
And the poor newly wed couple then had their very first argument. Things were worked out and compromise was made. The no longer fair "maiden", wanted to return the $50 set, and spend some of the wedding money on a nicer set,.. and the young lad disagreed. So, the cheep set stayed, and so did the, no longer a fair "maiden".
So,.. although it was not my idea to keep the pots and pans,.. we did. And there have been many times that I served Bailey-bum Teflon flecked Mac & Cheese and thought back to that moment, wishing I had stood my ground.
But really,.. those pots and pans have been through a lot of yummy meals with our cute little family. And have more recently made it through BIG family gathering meals.
So,.. Every once in a blue moon I like to make an Egg Roll FEAST! And when I mean Feast, I'm not kidding. When I start, I set out to make at least 100 Egg Rolls. That's a lot! But they freeze AMAZINGLY well,.. so why not right!?
(thanks Mo!)
Anyway,.. I needed Peter's help for a second,.. so he helped scrape the pan out into a bowl for me, and while doing so,.. the pan handle completely broke off. I just laughed because,.. well,.. it wasn't the first time that pan handle fell off. So we picked up the mess, and I went back to cooking a feast.
The next night I ran an errand and walked into my CLEAN house, and my CLEAN kitchen, to find

Yeah,.. we are in love. I didn't even ask, he just did.
Some people may not think that Pots and Pans are Romantic,.. but they are to me!! I use them EVERY DAY.
Next romantic gift I could use,.. a New Iron!
I'm serious.
I Love him.

Opinion

My sister-in-law and I have been discussing our opinions about animal print shoes. I have NEVER been a fan of animal print, ANYTHING. I feel like you shoul love your animals, not wear them. And no,.. I am not a member of PETA. So,.. my sister(we are pretty much sisters) bought a REALLY cute pair of shoes and I decided I wanted them too,..but in Zebra Print.

When I told Peter I wanted these Zebra Print shoes, he told me he wouldn't be seen in public with me. (He was kidding) But I did mention that I would wear them to church.

So,.. church worthy? Peter made me sit and tell him the deffiniton of "modest". SO,.. are these modest enough for church? Egh?!?!?!?